I love Rachel Hollis. I’ve read both of her books, follow her blog, and regularly see what she’s up to on Instagram. She’s a powerhouse of female empowerment, and an inspiration for woman whose lives are/are heading towards the “working mother” position.
So, to honor her new book, “Girl, Stop Apologizing”, a sequel to “Girl, Wash Your Face”, I decided to write a list of Rachel Hollis book titles that specifically apply to my many shortcomings, and the things I just need to straight up stop doing.
Girl, pick your towel up off the floor. That shit is gross, you can’t wipe your body with that.
Girl, stop eating cereal for dinner. That’s not a meal.
Girl, put your blinker on! Stop being reckless. Yeah, I know no one’s around but you should just make it a habit.
Girl, wash your sheets. You sweat in your sleep.
Girl, get off Instagram. That shit is toxic and bad for your eyes.
Girl, stop buying more clothes. Abandon cart.
Girl, don’t cut your own bangs. Wait for a life tragedy like everyone else.
Girl, is that hummus? Actually, yeah okay go for it.
Girl, change your underwear. Just ‘cus it’s not visibly dirty doesn’t mean it’s clean. Also, gross.
Girl, iced coffee is not breakfast.
Girl, brush your teeth. Seriously, stop getting lazy with that shit.
Girl, stop eating all your meals on a paper towel. You own plates, just use them.
Girl, stop drinking Diet Coke. Your body is literally begging for water.
Girl, your jeans are not a napkin.
GIRL c’mon get back to work.