Illinois Lottery
The new Multiplier Tickets from the Illinois Lottery are so good, it’s like wishing for multiple wishes.
Grant the Genie (played by Leslie David Baker, or “Stanley” from the Office) trolls the Illinois Lottery social accounts
to let them know that “wishing for multiple wishes” is against Genie Code.
I may not work in an office, but I still have a job to do. @IllinoisLottery stop making it more difficult. No #MultipleWishes pic.twitter.com/w47Jiy7CDh
— Grant The Great (@3WishGrant) September 6, 2018
Hot tip - if you think there’s even a SLIGHT chance you’re gonna ask for #MultipleWishes, don’t bother picking up the lamp. Pretend it’s just a tacky decoration and walk away. #ResistTheUrge #SelfControl pic.twitter.com/xz0FiBLq5t
— Grant The Great (@3WishGrant) September 4, 2018
You ever hear about The Infinite Little Pigs, The Unlimited Musketeers, or Innumerable Blind Mice. Neither have I. Because, it’s THREE, just like wishes. You get three. Period. No #MultipleWishes pic.twitter.com/b7OU0wI408
— Grant The Great (@3WishGrant) September 2, 2018
Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Except those who wish for #MultipleWishes. I hope your weekend is filled with traffic and maybe getting stuck in an elevator. #Bumper2Bumper #Claustrophobic #LaborDayWeekend pic.twitter.com/iZEeCrGGdZ
— Grant The Great (@3WishGrant) September 1, 2018
I love the game “Rock, Paper, Scissors.” It’s easy, it’s fun, and there’s only 3 things you can do. Just like #Wishes. No #MultipleWishes.
— Grant The Great (@3WishGrant) August 31, 2018
I love baseball. Three strikes, and you’re out! Just like wishes. Ya get three, then seeya! No #MultipleWishes @IllinoisLottery #Baseball #Wrigley #GoCubbies pic.twitter.com/w4mWZzgJS5
— Grant The Great (@3WishGrant) September 13, 2018
When you tell them they get 3 but they still ask for #MultipleWishes #DoesntAddUp #DoTheMath pic.twitter.com/muwVILnRyr
— Grant The Great (@3WishGrant) September 13, 2018
How I look pretending you didn’t just ask for #MultipleWishes pic.twitter.com/AjWQihp1eg
— Grant The Great (@3WishGrant) September 18, 2018